10 Ways To Tell You're Really A Slytherin...

...or, as a subtitle, 10 ways to tell that you are far too obsessed with the dark wizarding world!

• You always, always refer to Lord Voldemort as the Dark Lord. That's respectful, innit.
• You get a secret kick out of the fact that you're following him on Twitter.
• You get a very unsecret kick out the fact that you know someone who looks so much like a blond Tom Felton that you can't help calling Malfoy. Even though he hates it ;)
• You choose "PUREBLOOD" as your metal DJ name, even though it's worryingly close to making you sound like a white supremacist.
• You unconsciously end up wearing as much black, silver and green as possible at all times.
• You adopt the Head Girl of Slytherin as a blogging alter-ego and even own a green "head girl" badge or two.
• You own a full, official Slytherin outfit complete with robe, tie and scarf.
• You seriously consider and even plan to have the Dark Mark tattooed on yourself somewhere. Preferably your left forearm. Or your inner thigh ;)
• The Disturbed song "Stupify" takes on a whole new meaning and you can't help thinking that "Crucio" or "Avada Kedavra" would have been a wiser choice. Why stun when you can maim or kill? And yes, I know it's spelled differently, but shut up.
• You can't walk over *that* bridge in London without checking the sky and smiling secretly to yourself.

Those are mine! I have more, of course, but I don't have time to write them all down as I'm meant to be getting ready for SONISPHERE this weekend!! HELL YEAH!!!!

And yes, I'm taking my Slytherin robe with me ;)